ok , I think I found the solution
DO NOT DO THIS -- READ BELOW
lioninoil - Right click the CNR icon in your task bar, click LAUNCH CNR CLIENT
in the client, click CONFIGURATION at the top
Click DIST. SELECTOR on the left
click Linspire 6.0 Stable on the right
click Apply - wait for CNR to sync
try installing GIMP again.
Apparently the latest CNR Client update that I did a while back changed my default distro to linspire 5 which blows up stuff.
HERE IS WHY
ok, so after doing that, and letting the linspire CNR updates run, I restarted my system and it didn't want to start up again (boo!)
An hour and a half later, I had partitioned my drive and reinstalled Linspire 6.0.15 on the new partition so I wouldn't lose my data.
Another hour of struggling later on - CNR won't download anything, keeps going back to the stupid "Upgrade your client" page when I already have the latest version.
It's now 18 hours later, still can't get the stupid thing to work and am ready to give up on Linspire all together after more than 5 years.
Over the years I've purchased quite a few linspire ready laptops and a bunch of CNR premium memberships and software, and it's a bigger struggle to get this up and running than it is a Windows Vista system.
Maybe one day the Linspire team will drop freespire and focus on Linspire and it's CNR once again. I'm going to mess around with the laptop for another little bit, but this is a business system, either it starts working or it's out the door. If anyone can offer any help, that'd be appreciated.
If you want to suggest a better distro that uses a system similar to CNR, that would also be greatly appreciated.